Congratulations! You Have No Idea What You're Doing!
8/25/20221 min read
Cheers babes.
After having spent most of my life thinking that I had it all planned out, I can now proudly say that I have no f***in' clue what I am doing, as you can probably tell.
But really. I mean look at us. I'm blogging about all of my life choices, and you're here reading it. Looks like none of us know what the hell is going on. Yeah, I'm dragging you with me. But, isn't it, lovely? You, me and this garbage fire. Heart emoji.
Sometimes we forget how spectacular life can be when you have no idea what might happen next. Take this moment to reflect on that.
For all you know, a clown could walk up to you and slap you with a dildo. Crazy. Happy Wednesday fool.
Anyways. Stay tuned for our digital goodie store opening soon! Don't say we didn't warn you. Hint: Lots of dicks are involved.
Keep it groovy,
XO,
Not Your Therapist.
